Buncha Freaks!
July 17, 2008
Man, i’m outta here…can’t believe I used to think this crowd was cool. You know, the lifestyle did seem enticing for a while…but I digress, it’s bad for my health, I reckon. They lure you in with their apparent coolness, but honestly, that quickly fades into total blandness. I just don’t feel comfortable around here anymore. It’s back to the old tried and true routine of watching the evening news with a box of Matza crackers and some carbonated water. It’s bland too, but at least it’s safe. That way, I know that I probably won’t be in any danger of fireworks shooting into my eyes or having battery-operated race cars bang into my sensitive ankles. Besides, it’s three in the afternoon on a Tuesday! They really got me brainwashed…what was I thinking? I need to go get my e-file on.
