Doghead Jones with his $80 yellow turtleneck
April 4, 2008“Dear UPS man, I am home…please ring the doorbell. I have been waiting for the last two days for a package of gourmet “Saucy Nibblins” dog food, and you guys just keep putting that dad-gum “Sorry we missed you” thing up on the door. Do you even knock more than once? At least try to knock three or four times (medium hard to pretty hard) if you are not going to ring the doorbell…not like that’s hard or anything. I have a very needy little dog who will not eat dry dog food, and I cannot stand his nagging for much longer. Thank you.”
-Doghead Jones.
