Grant Gilliland

That’s right…for an undecided amount of time, we will be offering sock puppet routines to lift your spirits and de-condition your 21st century mind. Using the absolute most up to the minute in cotton-blending technology, our specially crafted puppets have a low rating in the “child-terror index” (Modern Puppetry Ethics vol.24) and have even been scientifically* proven to decrease the amount of bad vibes in just about any buzz kill! How about shooting us an email for a birthday party, or perhaps a post-stair tumble pick me up? We can accomodate even the strangest of neck braced audiences! Act now, because the phones are off the hook! So email us instead! Please?

*under minor hallucinogens (pixie sticks, blue mold) in basement-based environments.