Grant Gilliland

This image, created for the always hip to the fullest SF Weekly, was posted as my profile picture for about a week…but for those that have not seen it yet, here it is…delivered to the epicenter of your pupils at an estimated velocity of “oh sure”.

There was a Yo-Yo competition in California recently, and yours truly was not invited to be a sketch-journalist…I think mostly because those people cover things like wars and courtroom drama, and I specialize in covering things like tap dancing, intoxicated sports, and gorilla suits…but I could always learn, you figure?. Anyways, don’t forget to keep a freshly peeled singular-eyeball for more coverage of these topics and the like in the near future. Now “cheers” my porcelain corn-husk mug and watch out for your step on the way out, scabby neck!