Grant Gilliland

Stevery Plummpunch here…Just wanted to let you know what kind of things are for sale at 6670 Gulletbulge lane…I picked up some plastic plants with my pupp, and he got a man-purse with a plastic water bottle stuffed in it…

Now I will list the items in order of price, from most expensive to the cheapest.

-Overbaked clay sculpture of a cow with rollerskates on

-Baby pool shaped like a flower (missing air valve)

-Five left-foot pairs of hemp bowling shoes

-3 polaroid series of an old man falling down the stairs holding a bowl of cereal

-A glittery “98% Angel” bumper sticker (pink with purple letters)

-A ripped out yearbook index page with a coffee stain on it

-Flannel shirt with one sleeve

-Duct tape ball (slightly hairy)

-Rubber band cleaner

-Dismantled hanger

-8×8 in canvas…entirely covered in glued-on plastic googly-eyes

-Plastic googly-eyes

-Glue bottle