Grant Gilliland

I noticed you were staring at me when we were together at the bus stop…

Why is this?

I do not exactly know why I am of such interest to you…however, I can formulate these five options as of right now. Please let me know by email as to why you could not look at the bus map or your clogs instead while you waited there. Select one of the five options and write more to explain, in 100 words or more, why it is that I interest you in that manner.

My email: itchyface@possibly.crazy

1.) You have the same ski mask either on you or at home somewhere.

2.) You had thoughts about my possible removal of pants, and did not want to miss it OR you wanted to report me to the authorities exactly when it happened.

3.) You are actually my birth mother, and were contemplating whether or not your DNA did a good job.

4.) You wanted to buy some fresh fruit or a flower…both of which you completely wimped out on.

5.) You were in fact just a poster of a woman who happened to be looking in my direction…either that or you actually had white letters floating in front of you and a logo on your left ankle.

I am unreasonably anxious as I await your reply.