Apple Noggin, what else?
July 17, 2007
Ok Ralph, do your trick before we go home…
Ralph…
(Stupid animal!)
RALPH!!!
Do the apple trick buddy! Here y’go…C’MAWN! Balance it! You got it…you got…GOOD BOY! Keep it…keep it…keep…keep it…eat it! Hey, wha-? Is that cough syrup? elixir? Ok, Ralph, put down the bottle…put it down…Ralph, not now…no…no…sigh…no…n…
(Hmm…kinda looks good)
Hey, can I get a sip?
Ralph?
Chewy Bone?
Trade? Chewy Bone for a sip? C’mon…Daddy thirsty. Chewy Bone plus my favorite chair? favorite chair for a week? Plus the baby’s room? Anything Ralph! Don’t look at me like that, it’s demeaning. Really though…just ate a burrito…it would help! Help it go down! I’m what? I’m going down? pretty funny, mister…looks like someone just earned themselves generic brand dog food tonight..Yeah! I said it!
(That’ll show you…man i’m bad. Good-bad though. pssh…clearly.)
