June 2007
SF Weekly cover art- 6.27.2007
This week’s SF Weekly cover was done by yours truly grossly…it has to do with the impending doom that internet radio is facing this coming July 15th. If you are unaware, here is an article that explains it in greater detail. http://www.kpfa.org/savewebradio/ This is bad news for a lot of folks…and cats alike. Original sketch: [...]
Read more >>Finders Keepers! A Gross Uncle© Giveaway! 6.23.2007!
Dear visitors of this olde blog, Do you live in the San Francisco Bay Area? Do you have a blank spot left on your bedroom wall or perhaps your cigar room that is just BEGGING for some fancy fillage? Do you enjoy art but do not have the funds to regularly purchase originals from some [...]
Read more >>Hmmm…I don’t believe there is a gas station around here.
Well, at least not on any of these hills…I would check about a quarter mile NORF-west and see if you can’t maybe just coast off fumes until you get to the next Beddin Breakfuss…I hear they do a real good job of making bis-kits and I hear they put them under your pillow instead of [...]
Read more >>I hope my tie is on correct for my YouTube world premier.
Hold on, almost got it… I usually do not do a whole lot of linkage/postage/embeddage of things/stuff from the olde “Your Toobe”… …But I happened to come across this video collage/medley of my work on YouTube by some fellow with the internet alias “akvaru”…I want to extend my veiny, shaky palm out to him and [...]
Read more >>Faster, Doctor Squash!
Races at the park were never quite the same after Fancy Windsprintz© shoes endorsed runner Bennaldo Steffersong underwent brain surgery in late 2002…The european born Steffersong was under the influence of various illegal snortables and sugar sticks when he attempted to ride a park slide backwards by running full force and jumping head first up [...]
Read more >>Mitchum Misselpance
Usually characterized by earth tone prickly-sweaters and free dentist office-issued sunglasses, Mitchum became the poster boy for an already growing recreational movement organized by the Not Doin’ Nothin’ No More Neighbors of Nearly Nobody (or NDNNMNNN), a group that dedicated their time and efforts towards playing board games and growing interestingly-patterned facial hair. Hailing from [...]
Read more >>Irresponsible dog owners in this park, turned me against park drinking.
Only just trying to have ONE martini in the shade and a little smooth dog with a long name decides to make nice with the backside of my head…I’m never coming back to this place again. Besides, the bushes have weak amounts of discarded juice boxes and half empty beers, I can get those by [...]
Read more >>Hip-Hop vikings stealin’ flowerz.
Esschews me,I recognize that one from my garden, there’s no sense hiding it. I spent the better half of last year making sure that my topsoil was at it’s most fertile this growing season and I want my Polypetalous lemon-scented ginger-tossel back. Are you taking that to the underground market? Can I come? I mean…I [...]
Read more >>Red Gorilla!
Sketch for the “Gorilla Run” event in San Francisco…a race in Golden Gate Park that involves gorilla suits and from what I can imagine, massive amounts of sweating and chaffing.
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