February 2007
"Fudgesicle endorsements galore if you win this, kid."
Just good buddies from college…that’s all really
The physical education exam will be conducted via SCANTRON©
February 25, 2007
Professor, if I pencil in a pattern of a bald eagle on my SCANTRON© sheet, will you at least pass it along to the art department if I fail the test?
Also, tell the hall monitors that the video games are in the brown lunch bag under the gym stairs. I left some leftover potato [...]
Excuse me, do have "Eyebrow Maintenance for Dummies" here?
Billy Red
Upside-dang
Reluctantly, I put down the pinwheel
My Triumphant Return! This time with less crying.
February 13, 2007
After a long and time consuming move into a new place, I am back on track and ready to post again…(pausing for applause/confetti shards to descend) So here are two new pieces to kick the gross way back into your system!
Valentine’s Day piece for the Cleveland Scene paper.
Book Fair piece for the SF Weekly.
