August 2006
I’m like Randy Savage if Randy Savage was a choir boy or a lawyer.
Tiny Bear is watching you pee in the woods. Josiah on no-strings. Whizzing by a group of giggling girls, he thought “Shouldn’t have sold the Jag”. “Hey! You guys have the Love Daggers split with Skullantula?” Whenever you trip a little on the sidewalk and think nobody sees it, you’re wrong…Ron and Don do.
Read more >>Equal parts mysterious and stinky.
I told him it looked “pretty ok”… “Oh, didn’t see you come in!” “The nukes are set to fire at…hmmm…cheeseburger dogs, i’ll take one of those.”
Read more >>The Mayor of Radsville speaks!
I went to the neighboring county of Radsville to attend a city hall meeting where the mayor was facing several charges, but first, a few of the people who accompanied me on my journalistic adventure. My brother Keith has various interests in which he pursues to the creepiest utmost.Keith: “I think it’s a shame that [...]
Read more >>Peelin’ out in ma Festiva!
Sunday droppings.
Earlier this morning, caught up in the thick brain fog, I decided to try out my hang glider off the porch. My deformed skull can still manage to squeeze these out. For the rest of the day, i’ll be floating above Pier 39 and dropping old socks and roofies into the funnel cakes of Sunday [...]
Read more >>August 25, 2006
A busy week of freelance work leaves me feeling a bit lethargic and flat assed…not to mention I am now sleeping in piles of dirty, unkempt laundry with a cool new congregation of mice that look relatively disease-free. We’ve been spooning and sharing brownie recipies. I hope my mail-order bride doesn’t find out. Here are [...]
Read more >>August 15, 2006
Here is the first batch of drawings for your scabby, infected eyeballs. Mailing his Fungus Lovers Fan Club membership, he knew it was all downhill from here. Fast Food. Wall Street. Some people ask Fred (Old Man Shakes if you’re on the street) if he’s dancing, but he’s really just waiting for the bus.
Read more >>Welcome to iamgross.edu!
Hello, My name is Grant Gilliland, I live in San Francisco, and this is my first official post at iamgross.edu. In order to get everyone situated, I intend to state three things: 1.) I am not an uncle in the literal sense, where I have one or more siblings that have spawned children or accidentally [...]
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